Thursday, October 9, 2014

Owl Post: The Secret of Success

A young man asked Socrates the secret to success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him towards the river. When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and dunked him into the water. The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue. Socrates then lifted his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air.

Socrates asked, ‘What did you want the most when you were under there?”

The boy replied, “Air.”

Socrates said, “That is the secret to success. When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it. There is no other secret.”

Moral:

A burning desire is the starting point of all accomplishment. Just like a small fire cannot give much heat, a weak desire cannot produce great results.

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Friday, October 3, 2014

Catch and Keep

Good news for Scouts who are working toward the fishing and fly fishing merit badges (and everyone else who likes to wet a hook): The Utah Division of Wildlife Resources is changing its home possession limit policy for next year: Starting January 1, 2015, anglers will be able to catch a limit a day, regardless of what's already in the freezer, and regardless of species. In other words, you can have an actual kettle of fish.  The idea is that harvesting more fish will lead to bigger fish to catch in the future.

Image courtesy of Juan Gnecco,
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Here's the DWR press release and a related article from the SL Tribune.

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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Owl Post: Don’t judge people before you truly know them.

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…

“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”

Dad smiled, and a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity Suddenly he again exclaimed. “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”

The couple could not resist and said to the old man, “Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”

The old man smiled and said… “I did and we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth. He just got his eyes today.”

Moral of the short story:

Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them.

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Knotty side of YouTube

Here are a couple of knotty videos for teaching knotty skills to your knot-so-knotty Scouts -




There's a bit of overlap between these two, but taken together they're both good for teaching the basic, most useful knots.
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Monday, August 25, 2014

Saintspeak

Saintspeak is a tongue-in-cheek book written by Orson Scott Card that pokes fun (from within) at Mormon cultural norms and attitudes.  Published in 1981 and styled as a dicitonary, he skewers programs, practices and traditions alike, though it lacks a few contemporary entries.  Here, I'm posting a few that pertain to Youth ministry (this is a coed list):

Agency: Within your stewardship, complete independence to do what you’re told.

Beehives: Twelve- and thirteen-year-old girls in Mutual. Ask your local Beehive teacher whether the beehive was chosen as their symbol because of their cooperation, their buzz, or their sting.

Calling: Mormons are content with what ever job they are called to do, for they know they will get exactly the same love and friendship and respect from their fellow Saints whether they are stake president or ward librarian.

Cultural hall: A basketball court, sometimes used as an overflow room for the chapel.

Deacon: A twelve- or thirteen-year-old boy who passes the sacrament, collects fast offerings, runs errands for the bishop, and plays poker on the front bench during sacrament meeting.

Duty to God: A prize given to LDS boys for outward signs of righteousness on the theory that boys too wicked to be virtuous for love of the Lord will nevertheless pass up all the interesting sins of adolescence in order to win some praise and a little pin.

Instructor: In a priesthood quorum, the referee.

Keys: Something that only prophets, apostles, and meetinghouse custodians are permitted to have.

Laurels: What no one in the Church is permitted to rest on.

Missionary: A Saint who has put on the whole armor of God, even though it’s heavy, out of style, and three sizes too big.

Osmondize: To give something such a slick, polished surface appearance that no one will notice there isn’t any substance underneath.

Passing the Sacrament: An elaborate ritual in which nervous twelve-year-old boys try to remember whether they’re supposed to go to the back of the right side section or the front left corner of the center section, all the while making sure that the presiding authority gets first pick from the tray.

Personal Priesthood Interview: The prize you get for having done your home teaching.

Priest: A junior or senior in high school who says the sacrament prayers, performs baptisms, plays basketball, and is constantly trying not to think about girls.

Priesthood, the: 1. The authority to perform ordinances and govern the Church in God’s name. Only males are ordained to the priesthood, and even then all their actions are subject to ratification from beyond the veil. Apparently women were worthier in the preexistence: They usually have some of the power of God as their birthright and, without being ordained, can take part in the work of creation. 2. All male members of the Church over twelve: ‘The priesthood did better than usual on the welfare assignment - five of us showed up.” 3. More specifically, all unmarried but marriageable male members of the Church: “I came to BYU because that’s where the priesthood is.” 4. Priesthood meeting: “Today in priesthood we talked about how to be a real leader in the home without actually having to be there.”

Priesthood meeting: A contest in which priesthood holders pretend not to hear the quorum leaders ask for volunteers for various jobs, after which all the members compete to see who can ask the question that has the least relation to the lesson.

Quorum: A group of men or boys who compete to see who can go the longest without volunteering to do anything.

Rebellious spirit: What tempts some Mormons to think before doing what they’re told.

Road show: A ten-minute musical play in which as many teenagers as possible are crammed onto a tiny stage where they sing silly songs while swaying back and forth with their arms raised above their heads. This is done in order to acquaint Mormon youth with Shakespeare’s art.

Seminaries and Institutes: The Mormon equivalent of medieval monasteries, manned by scholars who sacrifice all hope of wealth, and dedicate their lives to discovering all the secrets of the universe, so they can impart them to boys and girls who don’t understand them anyway.

Seminary: Where you got all the doctrines that you can’t find anywhere in the scriptures.

Service Project: The festive springtime ritual in which teenage Mormon boys and girls descend upon the home of a defenseless widow, trample her garden, break down her fence, and gouge chunks out of her lawn, all in order to paint large sections of the walls and windows of her house a color that she doesn’t like.

Spaulding theory: The theory that every boy who touches a basketball one thousand times in the cultural hall will eventually go on a mission.

Sticks: What Mormon young men call their scriptures to show they’re familiar enough with them to use their nickname, yet don’t understand them well enough to refer to them with respect.

Strong testimony: What they tell Mormon girls that Mormon boys are looking for in a woman.

Take you to the temple: If a boy can’t do it, a Mormon girl can’t date him.

Young Adults: Mormons at that awkward age when they’re too old to be told what to do anymore and too single to be given any real responsibility.

Youth, the: Mormon teenagers—the hope of the future. To prepare them for the great responsibilities that lie ahead of them, the girls are trained to be competent wives and mothers and the boys are trained to play basketball and tie knots.


If you laughed at any of these, you recognize that there is truth in humor, and you are a subversive who under no circumstances should be allowed near The Youth Of The Church.  Saintspeak is published by Signature Books, who make the entire text available to read online for free.  If you have even a mote of cynicism in your "true blue, dyed-in-the-wool, through-and-through" body, you owe it to yourself to read the entire thing.

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